April Fools': Google Gulp

"At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty."

www.google.com/googlegulp

This is the kind of LAME April Fools' day joke we'd expect from a publicly traded company. Can't say anything outrageous or semi-believable because the stock price might tank.